I've been told that I need an... ummm... err... nude photo of myself in my library. Just in case I run into someone on the net and we hit it it off and decide sharing such a thing would be a next step. I took one last night.
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This is me. It's distorted, but it's me.
About Me
- Bryan
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Middle aged gay single male. Fairly straight acting.. I'm not a flame, but if you know me you can tell. Not dating. Not looking to hook up, not for casual sex, one night stands or any of that crap. I'm happy being single. I'm pretty darned selfish.
I go to work. I watch way too much TLC on television. I sit in front of this computer too much and I do nothing productive while I'm on it.
I have decided I have no taste in music whatsoever. No that isn't right.. I do have some really good stuff. I listen to whatever suits me at the moment.
I have Abba, Godsmack, Streisand, Alanis Morisette, Duran Duran, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Willy Wonka Soundtrack, Zappa, Ashlee Simpson, Backstreet Boys, Elvis, Delfonics, I even like The Darkness... you name it I have it. The problem is finding which cd I want because I have so many.
I can't even find anything on my Ipod there's so much on it
I'm the one that keeps the music industry in business. I actually buy cds. Imagine that. Listening to Roberta Flack at the moment. I think I'll stick Aerosmith in next.
17 comments:
Some advice,
you'll get nowhere with that picture...unless of course, it's the first in a series of revealing poses, starting at the neck. :)
hint: show a tit. preferably your own.
I am naked though! lol You'll just have to take my word for it.
I already had a tittie pic. I just didn't want anyone to get overheated you know? After that ass shot the cat took the boys are all over me.
How's this then? Too sexy for my shirt. Voluptuous isn't it?
Hell no, I have no real naked pictures. It's not going to happen either!... oh, wait... I do have one. I didn't take it, the bastard boyfriend did. I have the negatives and all copies as far as I know.
Oh come now! You can do better then that. If I was going to show my tit to everyone on the internet, I'd at least TRY to make it look good!
You crack me up. :)
Hmm.
Well, I won't be posting any nekkid pics of myself, either. Not on this side of eternity, anyway.
Could it be, though, Bryan that you WANT to be a dirty old man?? I know we're the same age so I'm not calling you "old" in that sense!
Arc: I am a dirty old man! Show me your feet again! lol
Dude, call me what you want... just make sure you call when the take out arrives ok?
L>T: I wasn't trying to impress anyone with my 'nudes'. That was the whole point. lol
Huh? Sorry, you got me there ... what take-out?
Seems there's no pleasing anyone! How's this one then?
Arc: lol, oh never mind... It doesn't work when I have to explain. It was a twist on the saying "Call me what you want just don't call me late for dinner".
What the hell is that?
Do I have to show you how it's done?
lol... It's titty! All the pervs want it. You want it too, you do!
Poster paint is fun! Don't expect normalcy around here. Things might go in odd directions at any time... Hey, at least I have the ability to amuse myself, and poster paint as well!
Somebody at work is going to give me a gold sequined suit/Elvis style suit jacket. I'm sure I'll find something to do with it.
hey i've got some thing for you.
On my blog
comment # 35
I already have one of those. Mine's a bit more masculine though
like this? Nanok of the north
Acually, those were from a blog I made a while back as a joke that I can't get into now that blogger has changed format.
Here it is handmaiden
That's more like it!
you know i just realized something. looking at that link. i wonder if that's why hippo hates me? I really didn't mean anything bad by it...sometimes I am incredually(sp) stupid. My sense of humor overrides my sense of reason.(that's an excuse, but it's the only one i have) I really don't want to be a jerk!
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