I've lost it. I've lost my mind completely. I'm a postage stamp. Yes I am! I don't even use stamps. Yes, that's a real stamp, guv'mint approved... that's what it's supposed to look like. Maybe I'll just stick them on my forehead.
Middle aged gay single male. Fairly straight acting.. I'm not a flame, but if you know me you can tell. Not dating. Not looking to hook up, not for casual sex, one night stands or any of that crap. I'm happy being single. I'm pretty darned selfish.
I go to work. I watch way too much TLC on television. I sit in front of this computer too much and I do nothing productive while I'm on it.
I have decided I have no taste in music whatsoever. No that isn't right.. I do have some really good stuff. I listen to whatever suits me at the moment.
I have Abba, Godsmack, Streisand, Alanis Morisette, Duran Duran, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Willy Wonka Soundtrack, Zappa, Ashlee Simpson, Backstreet Boys, Elvis, Delfonics, I even like The Darkness... you name it I have it. The problem is finding which cd I want because I have so many.
I can't even find anything on my Ipod there's so much on it
I'm the one that keeps the music industry in business. I actually buy cds. Imagine that. Listening to Roberta Flack at the moment. I think I'll stick Aerosmith in next.
6 comments:
Yes - you're insane.
I need my own postage stamp.
I'll dress up as Elvis or something.
Are stamps 41 cents now? Damn.
I don't know when it goes up but I'm prepared.
You'll have to give me your address I'll send you a postcard. The name was Jim Belushki right?
Ha - I just created my own postage stamp too (see my blog) - not that I'm actually gonna order 'em - it's fun just pretending.
Come on, you can make a set with Mrs. Monk's titties and use them for your holiday cards.
That would be quite the postage stamp - I'll take your suggestion under advisement.
How cute. you're better looking then any of those stupid presidents.
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