You wont be complaining about Anna news when it comes out that I really am baby's dad. You'll be wantin some-o-this. Everyone already knows you like my tushie. :- )
refresh my memory. What exactly did I say to make you go on like that? Was it because I said your ass looked nice in your tight jeans? (esp. when you toddle around in those high-heeled stripper shoes)
yes, remember me when you are nursing little daniela warbucks or whatever her name is.
Well, to be more exact... you said my jeans looked nice. Then you totally went off on how lovely my bum was and how it was the newest object of your desire (using poetic license here).
Then I bitched that they were too 'Relaxed Fit' and you said they really were a bit too baggy but didn't want to say nuffink mean.
Then you totally went off on how lovely my bum was and how it was the newest object of your desire I think you got the poetic license part right . Because, I sure don't remember saying that!
I would never say, "object of my desire" or "Bum" either.
I would say, "Byran, your ass is so hot. If I were there I'd-----etc, etc." Subtlty is not my style.
But, I'd never say that to you bryan because you are GAY.
Even if I thought it I wouldn't say it. Not when i was sober, anyway.
Middle aged gay single male. Fairly straight acting.. I'm not a flame, but if you know me you can tell. Not dating. Not looking to hook up, not for casual sex, one night stands or any of that crap. I'm happy being single. I'm pretty darned selfish.
I go to work. I watch way too much TLC on television. I sit in front of this computer too much and I do nothing productive while I'm on it.
I have decided I have no taste in music whatsoever. No that isn't right.. I do have some really good stuff. I listen to whatever suits me at the moment.
I have Abba, Godsmack, Streisand, Alanis Morisette, Duran Duran, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Willy Wonka Soundtrack, Zappa, Ashlee Simpson, Backstreet Boys, Elvis, Delfonics, I even like The Darkness... you name it I have it. The problem is finding which cd I want because I have so many.
I can't even find anything on my Ipod there's so much on it
I'm the one that keeps the music industry in business. I actually buy cds. Imagine that. Listening to Roberta Flack at the moment. I think I'll stick Aerosmith in next.
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Now we need to change the shirt to say "I don't care what the DNA says, I'm still the father...
**picture update** Already taken care of. This will have to do. I'm not spending another 20 bucks on another Anna shirt.
No more! No more Anna Nichole! YAY! It's finally over. What else can be possibally said about that whole torrid affair????
You wont be complaining about Anna news when it comes out that I really am baby's dad. You'll be wantin some-o-this. Everyone already knows you like my tushie. :- )
Arrgh!
refresh my memory. What exactly did I say to make you go on like that?
Was it because I said your ass looked nice in your tight jeans? (esp. when you toddle around in those high-heeled stripper shoes)
yes, remember me when you are nursing little daniela warbucks or whatever her name is.
Well, to be more exact... you said my jeans looked nice. Then you totally went off on how lovely my bum was and how it was the newest object of your desire (using poetic license here).
Then I bitched that they were too 'Relaxed Fit' and you said they really were a bit too baggy but didn't want to say nuffink mean.
That's fairly accurate, No?
lol :- D
Then you totally went off on how lovely my bum was and how it was the newest object of your desire
I think you got the poetic license part right . Because, I sure don't remember saying that!
I would never say, "object of my desire" or "Bum" either.
I would say, "Byran, your ass is so hot. If I were there I'd-----etc, etc."
Subtlty is not my style.
But, I'd never say that to you bryan because you are GAY.
Even if I thought it I wouldn't say it. Not when i was sober, anyway.
Ooooh. I better not mention all those comments of yours I simply deleted because they were just soooo naughty.
You're quite a saucy vixen when you're soused. ;- )
Bryan! Cripes!
STOP! YOU WIN!
You are going to ruin my sterling reputation if you keep this up.
BTW! Byran is just kidding!
Awww. I was having fun.
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