Someone Save Me!!!! Regulus, Rita, Fifi, Anyone! I'm In Horrible Peril!!!!
I'm being chased around a virtual board game by blue penguins!!!!
I'm being chased around a virtual board game by blue penguins!!!!
No, I didn't choose to be that strange creature. The game decided that's what it wanted me to be. Then I got attacked by blue penguins.
*sigh* I can just see the obituary: Bryan's death was unfortunate. He died accidentally when he suddenly encountered a violent band of rare blue penguin bandits. The penguins stole all his virtual keys then escaped into another dimension.
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I'll be there on my broomstick in just a moment....just don't look into their eyes...
Get away from me. You're one of them aren't you!?!?! You're one of the Penguin People!!!
**runs into the basement**
Ack Ack*!
*Well they don't chirp like little twitty birds, do they?
*pins him down on floor of basement and jabs him repeatedly in forehead*
what on earth gave you the idea you could escape???
*jab jab*
I think he likes it....
*morphs into magical guina pig form an flys up chimney flue*
Hahahahaha! You can't fool me! You're Mutant Android Fifi!! That Lego meter maid is under your hypnotic spell!
yeah, you're right. And what of it? I don't care who the hell knows I'm a mutant and proud of it....
*turns into pikachu and races up the chimney in hot pursuit...*
You shall not catch me Mutant Android Fifi!!
*opens special guinea pig kit bag releasing giant anvil down flue*
ow.
that was uncalled for.
Now I have a flat head.
The flat headed Mutant Android Fifi pikachu plunges down chimney flue, landing on a waterslide, magically conjured by bryan, gets ejected, flys into the air and lands on a huge pile of soft cushions
stars whirl around Mutant Fifi's pikachu head as she jumps upwards flying into the sky, dazed and confused...
whereupon, there , up in the sky, surrounded by whirling stars,
a tiny formation of glittering drag queens, all dressed in shades of shimmering blue,
bump and grind in perfect unison atop Fifi's very flat head.
At the sound of the Shirley Bassey medley, all the penguins fall silent, and listen.
'Ah, blogland'. says one to Bryan. 'Ya gotta love it!'
I don't know how long I can keep this up. Now there's a soundtrack and visuals added in. 'Tis amusing me though.
Bryan, clad in high heeled dominatrix boots, red sequined miniskirt,pink afro wig, raincoat, black feather boa and assorted goth/heavy metal paraphernalia shouts Let's Get This Party Started!
Hopping on a passing comet, he opens his kit, pulls out an air-pump, inserts it into flat headed Mutant Android Fifi pikachu's ear quickly re-inflating her head to the proper proportions.... causing shrieking drag queens to fly everywhere....
I think, on that spectacular finale, we should leave mutant android pikachu fifi, and dominatrix bryan, and all the drag queens, and let them endlessly circulate in space.
You know I could actually keep it up forever though. Do feel free to start another.
That clip is priceless!!!!! I just sent it to a friend.
Yes, I think it must end there (hard to top that).... perhaps they may return one day? One never knows.
That really is me, no idea why I decided to dress like that. Something must have prompted it.
I think that's from around the time I got my first cam-phone (the green thing).
No, I didn't go out dressed like that. I don't own dominatrix boots or a miniskirt either.
is it really you?
How would THAT go down in new jersey?
Noone would bat an eyelid here...
I think I was going for an extreme amount of color infusion while playing with my new cam-phone.
That sort of insanity really doesn't go over well here... maybe NYC. But no matter where, it has to be in the right place and time.
You've got to know the right clubs, times etc. to do that crap. I only did it a couple of times just for fun. I'm ugly as sin in drag.
Darn, I miss going out. Drag shows can be awesome. I don't even know wher to go see one anymore.
Scary thing, is that I know who she is. I bet I could ask 100 people, my age and older and they'd have no idea. Ok, maybe I'd find a dozen or so gay dodes who'd know.
I love that clip,
It's so Bond-esque.
yeah, but it's more than bondesque...
and who knew she was welsh!
Obviously I have a lot of gay friends...
haha thinking about it...my dad had heaps of Shirley bassey records!!
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