Thursday, December 21, 2006

I feel pretty!!! A Christmas Warning.

Look what I got for Christmas! Kinda neat in a sort of dorky way huh? It's electric so it's sort of eco-friendly (the electric has to come from somewhere though right?) That's the full size adult model. Cool! I can use it to go here and there. I don't actually go anywhere really, it's just what I needed! That's my scooter and my iPod is on the seat.



Well, these things go pretty darned fast and don't steer well at all. I took a corner going too fast and ended up in the opposite lane, the choice was to hit the oncoming car head on or hit the brakes, swerve and hit the pavement.

I thought the pavement a better choice. If you got your kids one or know someone who did... be a pain in the ass busybody and stick your nose into their business.

These things are not safe, not at all... and you know kids, they'll do exactly what I was doing, zoom along too fast with no safety gear.










Even if they have the gear they'll most likely take it off at the first opportunity. Sure, if you/they're on one of the miniature ones you don't have as far to fall but they still go almost as fast. I'm ok. I didn't injure anything vital. I should have went to get stiches in my chin but I didn't. I broke a tooth, hurt all over and look like hell. This is what happens when you hit asphalt going roughly 17 mph (God I'm so stupid, and I'm a grown man. I know better).


I stopped to take pictures besause I was already bleeding to death and there were four people dashing about from house to house gathering medical supplies. I figured wtf, I shall document this. At one point one of my friends had half my head wrapped in gauze because nothing would stop bleeding. No picture of that though.

It isn't the brakes, they work fine. It's poor design overall. Look at it, that thing only has 16" tires and in my opinion the angle for the whole steeering 'colum' is wong. It's straight up and down. It needs to be at a bit more of an angle. I could have taken that corner at that speed on a bike no problem. It came through unscathed, so did the iPod.

No, I wasn't drinking, talking on my cell or being an idiot fooling with the iPod while riding, it was in my inside coat pocket on random shuffle, at low volume. I only had one earpiece in.

I though did not fare so well. Here's my face day two. Most of my body looks like this.



















I look a tiny bit better on day three. The black eye, brusing and redness are moving and changing. I should get naked and show you the rest of it, but my face is bad enough. I never was one of them pretty boys anyway.



Sunday, December 3, 2006

Fashion On Ice?

Yes, I did attend said event (I have proof)... and you know what? It was quite entertaining. Sure skating is sort of neat to watch on television. "Oohhhh! Loook!" I can only tolerate that for five or ten minutes though and have to switch the channel. It's a bit more interesting when you're actually seeing them do it.

I'm not sure where the Fashion part came in. I guess the designers are some big deal or something. It was just skaters wearing nice clothes. I expected some over the top insane thing with a runway. I really was pleasantly surprised.

Chris Issac played music (all good). He also played some of the music for the skaters.

Those giant ice extravaganzas you see on the tv? They edit the hell out of them. They must take weeks and weeks to film. Here's the cool part.

The show ended after two hours, and I say to my friend "Wait. See up in that skybox? That's Chris, he's still here, maybe if enough people stay he'll come back out." Of course everyone is leaving...

So, the announcer dude comes out and goes "Ok! Everybody that's here come on down to the front. We're taping this and we have to do it right. We need crowd noise! The skaters are coming back out!"

Ummmmm... Okay!!

So they re-introduce Chris Issac and everyone screams. He didn't come back out. (bleah) The skaters did though... and for the next 40 minutes I got to watch them fix all the things they didn't want shown on television.

Music going backwards and forwards until they got it in the right spot while the skater went back and forth. The one girl was doing her routine from a certain point and then the Loud God-like Voice goes "Sorry, Sorry. We had the wrong lights on. Those weren't yours. It wont work, hold on, you need to do it again."

It was pretty freaking cool to see all that background stuff. I can't wait to see what the broadcast looks like. Look for me on NBC on Sunday, January 21, 2007 at 4pm EST... also on the Style Network Feb 5 at 5pm and Feb 9 at 3pm! I'm on the left side. lol

Without further ado... Pictures and bad video! No, I did not actually wear the wig or the purse. It's just for effect... I was going to see Fashion On Ice after all.

The wig is mine, it's part of a Halloween costume. The purse is a present for a friend. She has a chiuaua.. it's one of those Paris Hilton dog carrier type things. I got it for 99 cents on eBay! I do look quite fetching I must say. The girls at the KFC were loving it.

Hell, cheap seats for a television production a five minute walk from my house? How could I resist? I just wish my Elton John and Live pictures came out as good as this crap.


http://s137.photobucket.com/albums/q203/fashionice/