Brokeback Star Trek

Haahahaha. This is great.



The there's Monty Python meets Star Trek. Awesome. :)

Happy Birthday

My Blogger friend Regulus' birthday is this week.

I wish him many, many more birthdays, all of them joyful and jubilant!!

At the very least, just plain happy.

Happy Birthday. ((hug))

Redneck Christmas Tree

I want one!!!
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I don't know why.

I just do!

Isn't it pretty?

Hey, we're supposed to recycle.

This person is on to something!!

What it is, I'm not sure.

Look, how festive that is!!



Somebody pointed out that the 2 liter bottle tree topper might be a fire hazard.

It's not a fire hazard if they did it right.

I've made lamps from 2 liter bottles. They can be quite amusing. People look at them and go "What the Fuck?" "How did you do that?" "What the hell were you smoking? I want some!"

It's all in the wiring and wattage and all that technical glop. It's really very simple. Stick a 15 watt bulb in there and it lights up very well. That thing looks like it has too much wattage.

I hope they used white Christmas lights. Good ones, not dollar store shit. You could also throw a bunch of glowsticks in the bottle instead.

See, now here you thought I was just a fag! I am that, there is no doubt. But I can make things, build stuff... I laid my own patio! I ain't one of them prissy queers! lol

I could quite easily make one of THOSE!!

Shopping

I realize being a "law enforcement official" is a very hard job. I'm very happy they are there. When they aren't assholes on a power trip. I support my local police. There are quite a few nice men & women who work hard.

At least this one wasn't wasn't a total asshole, it didn't annoy me, much. What annoyed me was that he has to be there in the first place. Watch that people don't steal, fight or get hurt. He shouldn't have to be there.

On my way out... I didn't buy anything, I didn't need anything. At maximum I was in there seven minutes. Maybe someone thought I was a decoy, a distraction. Hell No. I don't need that shit in my life.

What did you come to shop for?

(I should have said that's none of your business.)

I have these buy one get one free bottlecaps I wanted to cash in before they expire. They don't have the right size here though. Guess I need to go to ShopRite.

(Shows policeman a bottlecap)

Then why did you bring that shopping cart.

(I have a new-fangled version of an Old Granny Cart)

I have twenty two of these in my pocket. That's fourty four bottles of soda. I'm gonna carry that three blocks? That's what the cart is for. Shopping.

Oh.

Jerk. I'm glad he was there though. Living in the city isn't always easy. I certainly don't want to get mugged again.

I miss you.

I wasn't having a good day. I'm beginning to get into the state where I don't want another day. I don't want to do it anymore. Then I accidentally stumble across this shit. It didn't make my day better.

This song does so many things to me, I can't even begin to describe it. If I try to it will just help prove that I'm mentally unstable.

How do I explain it?

Stop That!

I'm trying to read!

It isn't mine. It's dad's.

I think it's an Alien. A Gremlin.

It's supposed to be a dog.

It wiggles. Wiggles and wiggles then wiggles even more.

I give it a mean look and it cowers, curls into a little ball then flops on it's back waiting for me to pounce upon it and rub his belly.

I think it's insane. It's brain must be the size of a walnut.

It loves me though. That's a good thing... but it also loves rocks, lint, egg mcmuffins, bottle caps and practically everything else. Whatever.

It is a rather sweet creature.

I was reading this, written buy this guy, who I really know nothing about.

It was quite good. I couldn't put it down once I started reading it... Lost a whole day.

I wish him all the best... he's a good writer.

This is neat!

This is neat! I'm waiting for it to explode or something though.

The new computer I bought for dad (& MEEEEE!!!!!!) has a TV card in it. I like hanging with dad.

It works like a tivo too, I can set it to record crap in advance/perpetuity and then burn it as a DVD or delete it later. How cool.

I also don't have to spin around in the chair while watching the boob tube and doing dumb computer shit. The window resizes and parks however I want it. I have no idea how half the crap on this thing works, it didn't come with a manual (like I'd have read it anyway).