I do it right

I've stayed at the Marriott.



I've stayed at the Hilton.



I stayed at the Borgata once.



I've stayed in complete dumps.



I've slept in cemetaries.



I've slept in abandoned vehicles.



I always manage to do it right.



I'm all wet there.

Guess why.



That's because THIS is just down the hall from me.



There's nobody here but my friend and I.



The place is empty.



So what if it's next to a truck stop.



Do I care that it's near a turnpike exit?



I certainly do not.

It's quiet.



We have a king size bed.

We have a jacuzzi.

Free high speed internet.

The best free breakfast I've ever had.


And an empty indoor heated pool down the hall.

All to ourselves.


And there's a Wendy's a block away.




With many hot truckers going in and out.

Nice!

G'bye for now. We're going in the pool again.



Then we might need to use the riding crop again as well.

On-line survey

Now imagine that Tropicana Pure Premium is a person. From the list below, please select the words that best describe Tropicana Pure Premium as a person to you.

Friendly
Outgoing
Carefree
Energetic
Hip
Confident
Easygoing
Contemporary
Bold
Honest
Independent
Responsible
Inspired
Proud
Trustworthy
Approachable
None of the above

None of the above!! It's fucking ORANGE JUICE!!! IT TASTES LIKE ORANGES. I think the bottle you pictured is ugly! It's not a person, if it was, I would not fuck it unless it paid me. OK, maybe I would, if it was a nice orange juice bottle person and we hit it off. Looks aren't everything. BUT IT'S ORANGE JUICE!!!

Of course I wasn't given the option to say that. It asked me all sort of other dumb things too. Even about things I told it I never buy or use.

I wouldn't take these things, but it helps pay the bills. Once it paid for my internet for the month and I had a credit as well!

Dictionary

ubiquity;

NOUN:
Existence or apparent existence everywhere at the same time; omnipresence: "the repetitiveness, the selfsameness, and the ubiquity of modern mass culture" (Theodor Adorno ).

ubiquitous;

ADJECTIVE:
Being or seeming to be everywhere at the same time; omnipresent: "plodded through the shadows fruitlessly like an ubiquitous spook" (Joseph Heller).

ubiety;

NOUN:
The condition of being located in a particular place.


Class is over. You're all dismmissed for the day. Have fun!

Riddle!!!

How do you know you know when you're in a White Trash/Ghetto neighborhood?

When your neighbors are having a barbecue/tattoo party in their yard.

How do you know you're White Trash/Ghetto?

When you crash the party and get some ink.

Here's my new one. Just born. Less than five minutes old. It's swollen and a bit bloody.

It's an Ankh, on my wrist.

I can cover it with a watch or some other paraphenalia should I desire to do so.

I don't care if you like it. I do. I know what it means to me. That's what matters. It's my body. My choice. You don't like it? Look away. Change the station. I didn't tie you down and force you to have it on your nose, did I?

I was a bit worried about people getting tattooed in someone's yard..... I was wondering if I should call some sort of authority..... maybe I should have.....?????

Then I realized he works at one of the places I go to!!! He had a whole setup back there!!!!! WTF!?!?!

Sterile needles!! New tat-gun! Everything packed and wrapped, safely, conveniently in compartments!!..... so, I printed out a picture and I crashed the party.

They tried to send me home with food too! lol

Nice people are mega cool.

**updated** Here it is about 12 hours later.

It's much less swollen and icky.

It's not as huge as it looks either.

That's something that happened in the transition from phone to computer to blog.

I can cover it with paraphenalia if I want to.

Now I must go put more bacitracin on it.

I need another one now. My balance is off. I can't have three on one arm and two on the other.

I already know what I want. It's going on my other wrist.

A Thousand Miles

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could Just see you
Tonight
It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder
If you ever
Think of me

Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles

Photo taken Saturday 8-16-08 (around 2:30 pm) somewhere on Route 206 South while en route to Atlantic City.

I hate people

Why are people so stupid?

A 4-5 year old boy who lives down the street from me fell out of a second story window this evening. Onto cement.

He's a nice little kid. I see him and his sister with their mom (I assume) when I leave for work in the morning.

They both wave and say hi.

His sister almost fell out the window as well, trying to grab him, from what I'm told. (She's 1 - 1 & 1/2 years older.)

I didn't see it happen. She could have pushed him for all I know.

I'm glad I didn't see it happen. I would have completely freaked out.

I think I would have had the presence of mind to call 911 though.... like my neighbor did. She has nursing training. She called 911.

She ran out of her house with clean towels and stayed by the boy until help came. Help came very quickly.

I can't say more. What I overheard was too much. I can't say things I do not know as fact.

Police radios can be very loud.

There will be an investigation.

That house will be empty within a week, no doubt about it.

**Update** Some of this is from what I would call a reliable source. Some from what I saw/overheard.**

When the emergency services got there there, nobody would answer. The police kicked in the door.

The boy was lying on the sidewalk screamimg at the top of his lungs!! I heard it inside my house down the street!!

The father was completely, passed out drunk and was taken away in handcuffs. There were 3 other men in the house.

I think there were more... they just escaped out the back. There were at least 10 people living in that house. Probably illegals.

They're gone. Told you they'd be gone by the weekend.... Well not quite gone, the grandparents are dragging stuff out of the house and taking it away as I type.

One of the officers mentioned drugs.

It made the paper. A little blurb.

Boy, 2, hospitalized after fall from second floor in Trenton
Wednesday, August 13, 2008

TRENTON -- A toddler was rushed to the regional trauma
center last night after he fell out a second floor window.
The fall took place about 8 p.m. at a home in the 100 block of Genesee Street, emergency officials said.

The child, described as a 2-year-old boy, fell more than a dozen feet, officials said, noting that the boy appeared to have suf fered leg injuries but did not lose consciousness.

He was rushed by ambulance to the trauma unit at Capital Health System at Fuld hospital.

Information about his condition was not available last night. The circumstances of the fall were under investigation last night by police and city building inspectors.

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