There's tomato sauce in your coffee.

There is?

Yeah, you were putting it on your pasta and some of it escaped. I didn't want you to drink your coffee and suddenly have that in your mouth.

Things like that have happened before. I'm used to it. *sigh*

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Stupid. Fucking. Me.

I should have made sure it was closer to him.

He's broken. I can't fix him. It hurts more than you could imagine.

(No, That's not the dead guy.)

Very pretty.

A certain few of my co-workers sent me this. Very nice of them. I wish the picture was a bit better, my phone doesn't seem to like electronic devices (I have a lot of those) and the pics come out funny.

You can click on my pics and they get bigger. I think all of them do.

Me being me

It's been a very unusual week. Here's me, from today. I'm wearing the hottest new item from the ME collection. Isn't it so very me? I'm wearing... ME!!!

I wasn't in the office very long today. I managed to stay untill noon though.








































Here's a dead person. I didn't take that picture, I don't think I did, mine has much more nostril stuff going on. It looks horrid.

Thank you for your support and comfort.

I cleaned my desk today!

I got this for Christmas. I finally unearthed it from the pile of rubble that existed in the square I'm assigned to work in. I got sick of looking at the mess I'd made.

I set the box aside and it just got swallowed in the avalanche. The avalanche has been cleared. It took me all morning.




















I like my friends. They're a bit mental like me.

I sort of like my eyes in this pic too. One really is slightly lighter than the other but not like in the pic. Back when I was young and sorta cute I thought about colored contacts. I wanted green eyes. There were plenty of people to provide them. If you had the cash you got real ones from the optometrist... you could also buy them in corner stores and bodegas.

What the hell? As much as I would have liked to have pretty green eyes I wasn't an idiot. Wasn't sticking any of that flea market shit in my eyes.

Noooo!!!! It's meee!! It's meeee!!

Damnit! Looks like my shirt is useless now. Eh, I'll wear it around the house & to bed when it's cold.



Shut up. I know I left out the "T". It's correct on the other side. I also got red fabric marker all over my hands. I should have done my nails.

It all came off though. The suprising thing is that I have a red fabric marker and knew where I put it.

I just love presents!

I just got a suprise gift! Quite lovely it was. My remaining kitty Abe got it for me, how thoughtful.

I grab my blankie, pull aside the top sheet and I'm ready to fall into bed... ieeeeee!!!! Ewwww!!

There's a dead mouse in my bed. Abe is grinning at me. Did you know cat's can grin? The Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland isn't the only one, real ones do it too.

I picked it up by it's tail and flushed it down the toilet. Then I thought "Darn it! I should have taken a picture to disgust everyone."

I think new sheets are in order. Just what I wanted to do at 2:45 am, change my damn sheets. The blanket is relatively germ free, I was staying cozy with that in another room. It didn't get any mouse cooties.

I've gone insane.

I've lost it. I've lost my mind completely. I'm a postage stamp. Yes I am! I don't even use stamps. Yes, that's a real stamp, guv'mint approved... that's what it's supposed to look like. Maybe I'll just stick them on my forehead.

Happy Easter

Lessons In Gardening

The urban gardener can often find simple ways to enjoy springtime flowers at a relatively small cost or next to none at all.

Watch for these Forgotten Treasures while out in the wilderness.

These simple pansies were discovered atop a trash can in a suburban strip mall parking lot. Lost and bewildered they were still cowering in fear and loneliness long after the initial arrival of this intrepid adventurer. They needed rescue, solace, a home free from predators.

Here they are relaxing with friends in a happier place, knowing they were safe and that their journey would soon be over

*disclaimer* Bunny sold seperately. *disclaimer*

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The Illustrated Man