Indulge...

This was written weeks ago. I never posted it. I figured there was enough oddity going on around here. Somebody read it and it made them laugh. They said it was funny and I should post it. They were drunk at the time. I was drunk when I wrote it. I was drunk when this happened. I'm drunk now. This is my weekend 10/06/07

**WARNING** Straight Male Readers Leave Now.**

** This Post Contains Homosexual Content And Partial Nudity.**

Sometimes you need to indulge.


If you're going to do it you need to do it right. You need the proper eqipment.

You should to bring all the things you need with you. All of them. You never know...

You might need all sorts of things.

Come here.

You know you want to.


I wont hurt you. Unless you want me to.

It's not a sin... Unless you want it to be. Oh gosh, it's so hot in here.



Come on. Hop in. It's nice and warm.

I'll take care of you.

I'll take really good care of you.

I took really good care of Manuel. Such a sexy Hispanic man. He was part of the staff. He was finishing up my room when I checked in. I invited him to share my tub when his shift was over.

He was a bit rough... but it hurt so good. I can't show you his picture... he said no when I asked if I could.

He certainly knew what he was doing.

**DISCLAIMER**

Ok, there isn't any actual sex happening in those stupid pictures. Not with anyone. Not even myself. I just rolled around on the king size bed and tried to make porno looking faces as I took pictures.

There really was a hot guy named Manuel making up my room. I wasn't brave enough to offer him use of my tub, a blowjob and a case of beer. I wonder if Manuel actually does do that sort of thing to make tips?

"Inexpensive Day Rates" Well, we all know what that means.

"I need to freshen up before my client meeting in two hours."
"How long do you need Sir?" **wink, wink**

I spent the whole time drinking, soaking in that tub and jerking off. I did clean it. I cleaned the whole room! Even after my pornfest I'm sure it's cleaner than when I got there. That tub probably hasn't been that clean since it's installation. I spent about eight hours in it (randomly spaced intervals) . My back hurt. My legs hurt. Can we say Charlie-Horse kids? I needed a jacuzzi tub.

I did go get a haircut. He's such a "fabulous" man! The cut isn't so good this time. I need to give it a day or two I think. This is the hair guy who was asking about my tats last time. He didn't need to volunteer the information that his are on his butt!! Maybe he was hoping I'd ask to see them. Hmmm... He's not bad looking. No, his accent would get on my nerves eventually.

I think we need to play what's in that picture. I did take this. Just now. It's all my stuff. I didn't really take all that there with me. No, I haven't cloned my willy, nor do I intend to. There will be no fabulous prize.