I have a new Christmas tree topper.
Isn't it cute!
Ok, it's really a rather large lighted vibrating butt plug.
I haven't used it, nor do I intend to.
I've had... errr.... nevermind.
That thing ain't going there. No. No. No.
I got it when I stayed at the motel across from the porn emporium a while ago.
I haven't used it, nor do I intend to.
I've had... errr.... nevermind.
That thing ain't going there. No. No. No.
I got it when I stayed at the motel across from the porn emporium a while ago.
Hey, it was on clearance! I thought it would be festive! It has a suction cup on the bottom. Maybe I can stick it on my forehead.
I'm tellin 'ya... you can get some great deals in the clearance sections.
4 comments:
hey i read this shit!
I'm sure other people do too. You just leave THEM speechless.
I mean what kind of comment can you leave on a post like this?
"Gee, Bryon. What a great idea! Wait tell the kids see the tree topper has its own remote control." :)
You don't want to know what Big Joe did to the tree when he saw it all lit up.
It was terribly obscene. I locked Joe in the basement after I extracted the tree from his.... nevermind.
The tree went into the trash. I'll have to get a new one.
Jimminy Christmas!
It really is quite pretty... in a very strange way. An extremely strange way.
It really does look like it belongs on top of the tree! Except... It's a freaking sex toy!!!
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