Sunday, January 27, 2008

My Latest Adventure



I didn't think I'd like it. It seemed kinda cheesy and strange... but interesting at the same time.

I couldn't get anybody to go with me. They thought it would probably be stupid. Since the theatre is within walking distance, I said to myself, fuck you all, I'm going anyway. I shall go by myself.




It was their loss. This thing was pretty freaking cool. I called people during the intermission and told them what they were missing.



It certainly was a sight. Being the pessimist I am I expected some sort calamity to occur... not that I wanted such a thing to happen. It could have though...


The man in the spinning wheel thing... that was insane. He jumped through the thing in all sorts of ways and made it spin like you would not believe. I really did expect the whole contraption to fly into the audience. The hamster wheel in that picture is something different, it was on stage though and it was mobile.


Seeing this sort of thing on television is one thing, but seeing it live is a completely different thing. What these people did was amazing. Even the overweight man who was built like me... He was bouncing all over the place! WTF?!?! How does he do that?!?!



He jumped through a flying hoop one of the spinning trapeze girls flung at him as she jumped off of it. The whole thing was darned cool.



I liked the little old ladies I was seated next to. The two of them.... "Oh My God!!!" "Oh My God!!!" "Oh My God!!!" The whole time. I was thinking the same thing but I didn't vocalize it.

There really isn't a way to describe this whole thing. There isn't. I had a nice time.... I wish somebody would have come with me!!!

Oh, oh, oh! The men. Can't leave that out. OMG. Since they're doing all these insane gymnastic stunts, they're gorgeously built. It takes a lot of stamina and training to do what these people were doing. Even the overweight guy had nice legs and a great behind.

I even considered going straight for a brief moment! If I could manage to get with a woman who could do the things some of these girls did... I just might! The one girl wrapped her legs around her head. Then when the flexible people got together and did tricks... How the hell do they do that?!?! It was amazing.

It was a really freaking cool show. My description cannot do it justice.

Here's some video I found on the net. The video doesn't do justice to what I saw... and I'm assuming they took that. It was... Really something. Even the three guys on the trampoline. Bouncing up and down, sideways and slantways, back onto what had to to be some sort of rather wide scaffold they were jumping from.

Even the girl with all the hula-hoops was really cool!




Here's a picture of a quite sexy man wearing his new "Birdhouse Factory" shirt. I'd definitley do HIM... one small problem. It's me.

9 comments:

fifi said...

hello there!
I can't believe noone would go to this...we have one on here, these kind of circuses are fabulous.

I'm glad you had such a fun time. I am sure you could run away to the circus if you really wanted.

Funny this notion of FLEXIBILITY seems so appealing, I mean, you never hear people complaining of someones lack of flexibility as a reason for bad sexual chemistry...ha ha, a million other things, yes, but "oh, I tried to shove her feet behind her head, and they just wouldn't GO"
or, " I tried to bounce him on the ass and he didn't bounce.
Well I guess accessiblity is an issue. hmm.

I always drool over male ballet dancers in their tights. GOD. I disgust myself.

You look nice in your tshirt.

cheers.

Anonymous said...

Nice post! I would of loved to see that performance live. Why do you look so sulky in that last picture?

Guess What?
I made the play!!! I made it through the audition!!! Yay Me!

Unknown said...

fifi: Flexibility has never been an issue in my experience, it was always other things that were a problem. You must admit that being with someone who could that might be interesting though!

handmaiden: Haven't you noticed by now that I always look sulky?

Congrats! Break a leg!

Arcturus said...

I didn't expect Fifi to write that kind of comment!

Why couldn't Scooby have gone with you? Perhaps he did in spirit.

Unknown said...

Arc: I'm sure that Fifi has many aspects that many people are unaware of.

I do have other friends besides Scooby... and no, they're not imaginary!!

I would have invited you but the journey would have been a bit far. I should have asked my Dad if he wanted to go.

Eugene said...

That bottom picture of you, pardon the pun, is a very good picture. You should post more pics like that. You look very rugged. I call that your "Bo Duke" look when I show my friends.

Take care.

BTW, I still haven't gotten your call. Email me, let's chat.

desertjesus@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Get away from me you freak!

fifi said...

oh arc, I am sorry if i have just tarnished my image, it was just that everybody seems to covet these bendy type persons when they see them, but don't generally bemoan the lack of bendiness otherwise.
thats all.
Yes, Bryan is right, there is much more to me than I ever reveal.

who IS this guy???he one above me here???

Unknown said...

Fifi: The circus was in town for one night. I have to look up where they are next, maybe if they're close & In a decent venue I can get someone to go with/take me (I don't drive).

re: Eugene? I have no idea.