Soooo.....
Being a guy, I just did somethimg lots of guys frequently do. I turned some porn on.
It looked really hot from the screencaps. The actors were hot. They were doing things I enjoy and in pisitions I like to do them in.
Everything was going nicely... Until I turned the sound up.
Now, as you may or may not know, porn dialogue is pretty cheesey no matter what. Turns out everyone in this movie was speaking spanish...
Unfortunately I was unable finish the mission I had wished to accomplish. I was laughing too hard.
Si! Si!!! Uhhh, Si!!! Si!!!! SI!!!!!!!!
Perhaps I should try watching it another day with the sound off.
True story: Once, when my ex Jon and I were engaged in???? Err?? Adult Festivities. It popped into my head to break out into very overly dramatic screaming, moaning and thrashing about. We were unable to continue. It was hysterical.
This concludes this segment of "Too Much Information Theatre".
Hey you asked for an update. You get what you get!
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