Happy Nose Hair Everyone!!!
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This is me. It's distorted, but it's me.
About Me
- Bryan
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Middle aged gay single male. Fairly straight acting.. I'm not a flame, but if you know me you can tell. Not dating. Not looking to hook up, not for casual sex, one night stands or any of that crap. I'm happy being single. I'm pretty darned selfish.
I go to work. I watch way too much TLC on television. I sit in front of this computer too much and I do nothing productive while I'm on it.
I have decided I have no taste in music whatsoever. No that isn't right.. I do have some really good stuff. I listen to whatever suits me at the moment.
I have Abba, Godsmack, Streisand, Alanis Morisette, Duran Duran, Jesus Christ Superstar, The Willy Wonka Soundtrack, Zappa, Ashlee Simpson, Backstreet Boys, Elvis, Delfonics, I even like The Darkness... you name it I have it. The problem is finding which cd I want because I have so many.
I can't even find anything on my Ipod there's so much on it
I'm the one that keeps the music industry in business. I actually buy cds. Imagine that. Listening to Roberta Flack at the moment. I think I'll stick Aerosmith in next.
7 comments:
Happy New Year to you, too.
(That's picture is awful, by the way.)
Funny you mention that. I just went & had my eyebrows waxed yesterday & found out they do ear hair & nose hair waxing for guys. I bet that tickles. Much better then pliers, I would think.
Regulus, It is a nose hair after all. One might need pliers, they're tenacious. I'm getting ear hair and I can barely hear out of my one ear, it's awful getting old.
Rita, I could introduce you to many things. People actually professionally bleach their "a-hole" to make it prettier. How fucked up is that?
Waxing actually does sort of tickle... but that's coming fron a guy who thinks tatoos don't hurt.
That would be a fun job... "a-hole bleacher"
Instead of a guy with a pair of pliers up his nose you could have a guy with a q-tip & a gallon of Clorox.
lol.. imagine that on one's resume
2007 to 2008, Professionally bleached rectums upon request. Bwahahahaha!
Honestly, anal bleaching was new to me. But of course I looked it up on the net. Lots of information & pictures! LOL Now I am an expert on the subject. I can't imagine that subject coming up in casual conversation, though...
Well... If you get into a heated argument with someone you can now tell them to go bleach their asshole.
I'm sure that would leave them thouroughly confused and thinking you're insane.
Perhaps you need a pamphlet to throw at them as you scream? And a COUPON!!!!! $5 off anal bleaching at Father Ted's Rectumrary (Sundays only)
Oooohhh. I'm gonna burn in HELL now!!!
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