Monday, July 7, 2008

Fucking internet

*Updated 7-8-08* Add Mother Fucking, Fucking Mass Transit to the title. See below.

I have a really great seat to see John Mayer on Thursday. You don't like him? I don't give a shit. You don't have to go.

The assholios at ticketmaster and Apple gave me a free download. It was a bitch to get. I have a version of this now.



I also have to get my sorry ass to and from a stupid Mayer show on a Thursday.

I hope the persons next to me don't suck.

Updated 7-8-08*

I'm sort of screwed. I can't get back home!! The metro and the busses aren't running as one would like when the concert will end. Why even go if you are unable to see the act you wanted to because you had to leave early.

I could take the metro/walk to catch a bus to center city Philadelpha, then a taxi to the train station, then a train home. That's nuts... and I'm not waiting in that section of Camden, NJ for a bus at 11 pm. It's bad enough during the day. (The thugs, prostitutes and drug dealers do their thing RIGHT IN FRONT OF POLICE HEADQUARTERS.)

My other option is just as complicated. Metro, a bus, another bus I'll miss, so that requires a taxi.

One of my co-workers said:

Bryan, do this. Take the metro to Pensauken, then the bus to Town Center. Call a cab from there, you know I'm only three towns over. You can sleep on the couch.

Unfortunately that doesn't exacty work either. I'll be stuck in Pensauken then. The bus doesn't run to Town Center at that hour. So, again, a taxi is required.

After much "internetting" to make sure I really had no simple esape from Camden... and a few phone calls. Problem solved. Expensively.

I'll be taking a taxi from Camden to Roebling for fifty fucking dollars. They wanted $100.00 to take me home. Fuck that.

I'll crash on my friend's couch and take the metro into work when it's running in the morning.

If something happens and I don't make it to her house or work, she'll know what happened. I'm somewhere sleeping in a makeshift tent I fashioned out of trash bags. I'm in jail or dead.

Wish me luck.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ditto! Fucking Internet!

Unknown said...

Hey! You weren't suposed to read that!! It wasn't done!!!

Rita said...

Opps!

you must want to see that concert pretty bad to go to all that trouble, that's all I can say.

DJ MotorCityMonk said...

All this crazy planning for friggin' John Mayer...at least you could be seeing someone like, oh I dunno, Aimee Mann...or...Morrissey....or....Elvis Perkins...

Unknown said...

I happen to think Mayer is very talented. Granted, he's not everyone's thing.

I have a fourth row seat. Front Orchestra. I refuse to waste it.

Freak: You like music that does not fit the usual standard. Please check out Lorenna McKennett.

Her sound isn't for everyone, it;s celtic/new age I guess. She's wonderful. I saw her live, it was amazing.

I'll have to look at my cds to reccomend one, or something to download, but if Mrs Freak digs it.... You might be for a bit of fun after a concert. The cd's are a bit depressing.... the live shoe is awesome.

I'm so glad I got to see her live.

fifi said...

well, did you make it home or are you still in your trashbag tent???

Unknown said...

I made it to my friend's house.... after a $110.00 fucking cab ride.

I got home eventually.